We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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