i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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