no, he came in my armpit
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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