Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I need to align my fucking chakras
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