: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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