you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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