My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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