Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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