i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He shit in the fireplace
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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