i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
