Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You dont lie about slip and slides
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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