I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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