I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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