Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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