Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
