Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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