i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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