I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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