D3 body, D1 cock
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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