so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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