Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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