? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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