...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm really into asian looking animals
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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