So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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