About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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