Where is the hickey?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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