He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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