i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
They have beer where we have blood.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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