Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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