If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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