Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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