Its about making memories worth repressing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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