I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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