That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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