Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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