Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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