Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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