what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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