3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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