I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
