Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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