and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Ketchup is God's man juice
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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