question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My vagina is officially offended.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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