But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
