dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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