This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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