So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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