piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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