She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
