oh god the rape fog is back!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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