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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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