I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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