Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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