So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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