oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I cockslap morals
time to smoke my breakfast
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize